Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
Folsom, United States
Losing my bearings
Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
IVOaf
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad start to the day
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Anonymous
Head, meet wall
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Top comments
Sionnach 10
Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.
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Comments (92)
Antivirus_fml 0
Oh my
Mauskau 36
i lol'd!
pwincessa23 1
so? this isn't an fml so stfu!!!
mydgmax 0
so is this an fml because ur a retard?:)
RR05 0
Shit **** twat ***** knob that sucks
Person1233 13
The ****? Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed or something? (L0L SEE WAT I DID THARR!?)
Kylias 6
(I C WAT U DID THAR)
myepic_fail 0
that sux!
americayay 0
Well, #2, that was really harsh and insane, but yes, this is dumb. It's not an FML at all to roll over and hit the wall. Now... anyone waiting for the moderators to come and lecture us about how if it's on the site, it's an FML, because they're annoying and controlling and have to have it their way and censor our opinions? This site sucks now. I'm sure comments on this one will be disabled in a day or so.
drkwlf 0
Because the staff or nazi's and, as far as I've seen, as mature as a 14 year old. It's like they throw tantrums.
Vanni 0
I'm....a racist murderer? I didn't know.
cjdeck1 0
Seeing as we can't say "Not an FML," I shall refer you to a cite better suited for this story: http://mylifeisaverage.com/
americayay 0
Exactly 51. And I'd like everyone to note, that just two comments down from mine was a moderator censoring everyone's opinions. And 57, this is pretty much proof that mylifeisaverage is just a better website, considering it's actually powered by the people who vote on submissions and not some All-knowing Moderators.
arichan_fml 0
suppose so =_=
CheapoBilo 0
LOL I've done that before, makes you feel like a retard.
snowgun10 0
Simple, plobably real, and funny! I'm warning you, your day will suck!
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.
perryscherry 0
@7 maybe OP gets up at full force....:)
TurkeySlab 9
God I hate sitting up into the fan it huts and I usually fall off my bunk to.
TheAspieDork 27
Could be worse, I can never sleep in most top bunks because I smack my head on the ceiling, but one time I was in a bottom bunk and the top one was so low that I smacked my head on THAT instead.
pshnoway 0
Hahah this should definitely be a MLIA.
wingedspiritus 0
Wow, just look at the awful quality of these FML stories. It doesn't surprise me anymore, though. I can perfectly see where this 'quarity' comes from after looking at the moderators' comments at the Harry Potter club FML. Ah, too bad...
IDeSeRVeDIT_Web 0
This same thing has happened to me once, but luckily the wall was made of wood. _________________________________ www.ideservedit.tk
Sionnach 10
Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.
youcantstopme 0
hahahahahahaha