Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jw90 18
he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).
qwerty581 0
well that's not a fml in my eye
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (117)
underrwaterrx 0
first?
Sethlikesgirls 0
hahahahaha! nice.
wisericky 12
when he is walking behind u randomly turn around and give him a hug to c if he is telling the truth
Mvhawks 0
#81 - WIN!
I_GET_ASS 0
nice job
kppadgett 0
that's what you get for living in a communist state
zach055 23
Why can't girls take these things as a complement? Your sexy, be happy that guys are getting boners because of you
seldom66 16
in Soviet Russia boners get you!
writergirl69 0
#72- it may be a complement, but the thought that your best guy friend wants to get in your pants is kinda creepy. And seriously, please learn how to use your and you're, that burned my eyes.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
if you have a guy friend who's not gay and if you're a woman, just expect he wants to get in your pants. That's just how guys are.
theaaxis 27
#79, if you're going to complain about someones grammar, learn to spell "compliment." -.-
qwerty581 0
well that's not a fml in my eye
MadVlrus 1
Agreed... how the hell is that an FML? Means u have a hot butt.. :P
Squirty 0
****- i totally agree. i'd be flattered hahaha
CannedSausages 0
Exactly. I don't see the problem here.
kelovath 8
exactly! how is that an FML? That's a guy calling you sexy and complimenting your ass, which is apparently hot. Be proud of it!
Grmpman 7
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT hehehehehe
EbonyGoddess 0
lmao. mii guyfriends r dumb like that
iplaymw2 0
hhhrrrrrr durrpp jahhhhh maaauuuhhhhmmmm shhhhllrrrp
tannarox 0
ur giefrends are what...12?
The_Appendix_ 13
soo rr uuu! soo fnny!
Likian5 26
Not as dumb as you, it seems...
saeros_fml 0
not a fml, hook up with him
larenite 0
this is not an fml. it might be a little embarassing, but he was trying to help.
KingHumanity 0
My guy friend finds me irresistibly sexy. FML. Seriously. If he is your friend, and anywhere near decent-looking, bang him.
White667 0
I think the entire male population just cheered.
DameGreyWulf 1
She should at least give him a chance, anyway! I mean, he cares about her (trying to cheer her up), and he finds her attractive. Or is she lesbian? Then again, she might be so close she thinks of him more as a brother. Which really sucks for him, I know how THAT feels...
Bigniko26 0
You would be right too. WOOOOOHOOOOO
Brother_roach 0
I know... so helpless... ..... exactly my situation. my ex is pretty and she is smart, but we r so close that she considers me a brother.
8rabido8 11
umm 7 is a man?
smartieee 0
i think i get this.. at first i was like "thats a good thing..?" but then the friend said whenever he walks BEHIND herr.. possibly meaning he doesn't like her face? idk.
higurashil0v3 0
no, #8, it means he likes her butt xDDDD
jw90 18
he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).
misha1995 0
And by self-esteem, you mean dick :)
keegs666 0
hahaha
fuckmrsoftee 0
naturally, although i've never had a thing for that-i know tons of guys who do. they also listen to a song with the unforgetable chorus; my milkshake bring all the boners to my kitchen table for the perfect bj.. have you heard that song rockin' robin though; he rocks in the tree top all the day long; hopin' and a bopin' and a smokin' that bong chica-chica classic
marc_with_a_c 3
Well at least you know you have a nice ass and that he'd love to do you from behind, it's win-win!
ilovenina 0
haha