Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Anonymous
Folsom, United States
Losing my bearings
Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Best foot forward
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
IVOaf
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad start to the day
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Anonymous
Head, meet wall
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
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Sionnach 10
Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.
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Comments (92)
TheRetardTracker 0
thats funny
huskycheer2015 0
Out of all the FMLs that I have spilled and they have been rejected, they were pretty funny too, this one gets accepted? WTF, this one is horrible. You walked into a wall stop complaining, what did you lose? Maybe a few seconds wasted so your schedule was put back a few seconds to make your coffee.
alstonboy 0
http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=8de6acfb74b1f7fcc7dd60ce199e48cf
huskycheer2015 0
This site is horrible now. It used to be hilarious and now they degrade the site down to FMLs like this? WOw
fridalovesyou 0
:D Funny I laughed for two minutes. :D Good job mate!
ElvenMarth 0
How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol horde got bored?
besad_fml 0
I wear a snuggie and like Spaghettios
QJD 0
What a way to start the day.
Skullcrusher 5
Who gives a shit!
gal74 0
MLIA