Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
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13Blah13 0
that sucks
BeastNerd 3
LMAO! FYL hardcore OP.
liyah01 0
Suxx... well it could have been worse
balex_fml 0
you didn't check the door before you got back into bed? why?
imacreeper 3
thats like dropping an object, picking it up, dropping it again and picking it up again. the feeling sucks man.
iSitt 0
when you are in pain, some things can slip your mind
Iamnotmyself 17
Probably because he was to busy screaming and crying in agony and keeping himself from falling again. Just a thought. Damned doors suck, try using force fields OP
blackberry90210 0
get a sex change and start living life
MrSassypants 34
27 what the he'll does that have to do with anything? Why don't you shut the fff...ront door!？
blackberry90210 0
what the hell does "what the he'll" mean?
nyrangers1022 6
gota love short term memory loss
Iamnotmyself 17
What the he will, common IPhone mistake. Proof Steve Jobs is atheist?
clarkie007 0
it means they were corrected by a phone or computer obviously
AnagenisisZagus 13
You don't say?
flockz 20
maybe if op wasnt so eager to get back to masterbating then he would of remembered the door was still open.
UnHuman 0
hahaha.
AbuelaGrande 0
Abuela Grande make it all better! Mmm kiss kiss ;*
melbourne_eve 0
it's shut the firetruck up not shut the front door
chlorinegreen 27
112 people have different ways. personally I've only heard shut the front door.
Saltime 0
My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.
IhazHappyFace 0
champ
maiimpressivetit 0
....lol same. xD
kendallwendall 0
It's happened to all of us haha
riceicle1 6
Has it I think I would remember that
sexxxysydney 14
I'm pretty sure this has never happened to me..lol
clarkie007 0
um....yea pretty sure everyone goes to do something then forgets what they were going to do.
daisyloo 7
I didn't faceplant trying to close a door.
kendallwendall 0
I just meant something like this has happened to all of us.... gotten up in the middle of the night on a mission, gotten distracted, gone back to bed, gotten comfortable then remembered what you forgot to do.
NuTrees 9
It has happened to us all they just trollin'
garrettsgirl 0
honestly that has happened to all of us they just say that stuff to make us look stupid.
ashleykay94 7
now your back AND face hurt lol that sucks
SugarCrazy 14
And the door is open...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
well that's not pleasent
chlorinegreen 27
idk why you got thumbed down. you're right lol
ashleykay94 7
I know right :'(
ladolcemostro 0
This is considered a fml?
pman590 8
(*facepalm*) awe sorry op hope you feel ok soon!
PrincessOfPotato 4
I second that facepalm, lol
lendalynn 5
I hope your back gets better!!!!
jdwnettles 0
10 people dont know what "you deserved it" means.
volley4eva1698 0
lawlz
missy1228 2
#11 this is not YouTube
gleek47 0
87- do you ever read YouTube comments?
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
87- on YouTube comments where people say "20people misclicked the like button" stuff like that. think before you post please.
Jacobt24 19
87 does know that. Clearly he told that to 11 an is basically saying the same thing as 12
ThisGi 0
that was your own stupidity
WoAhAnNa123 0
yeah, and im also wondering why op wanted the door closed so badly..?