Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Give him one life and then tell him you are even, and he can **** off.
Elizabeth Burley 22
Sorry to hear that OP. My best friemd is in tje same kinda situation and I hate seeing her continuously getting her hopes up only to get hurt and disappointed. Youre better than him and deserve better. Dont let him do that shit to you. Chin up OP! Things will get better. xoxo
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Comments (12)
Elizabeth Burley 22
Sorry to hear that OP. My best friemd is in tje same kinda situation and I hate seeing her continuously getting her hopes up only to get hurt and disappointed. Youre better than him and deserve better. Dont let him do that shit to you. Chin up OP! Things will get better. xoxo
RichardPencil 32
Give him one life and then tell him you are even, and he can **** off.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If I could I would give you my vote for the next Top 10 Comments. I hope Nina will read it.
DraconicFeline 31
I just want to say that if all your subpar comments led up to this one, then it was worth it. Well done.
RichardPencil 32
Thanks for the left-handed compliment?!?
Regulate 21
The first DickPencil comment I have ever liked. More power.
AJ1981 12
wait you gave him the life right?
monycastillo 10
I understand the saying "blood is thicker than water" but after 4 yrs of zero contact with my own father, I've learned that the family you make (and not born into) is your real family. And before I get hate on this, I gave up on my having a relationship with my father years ago, but I wanted my sons to know him. My sons no longer ask why he doesn't want to see them. No one from my fathers side calls either ( I remarried to a wonderful Hispanic man and even he wonders if he is the reason behind "dad" actions). So sorry to hear about that OP
dwight7476 11
He is not a father he is a sperm donor
ExplainingTheOtherside 8
Maury
davecross 11
Soooooooooooooo are you going to send me some lives daughter?????
YallDeservedItJk 22
Show him up by beating his scoree!