Anonymous
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
yes
United States
Stirring the pot
Today, my mom, for absolutely no reason, is interacting with an old "friend" (read: toxic bitch) whom I cut out of my life six months ago and I never want to hear about again. She doesn't understand what's wrong, nor does she care that it makes me uncomfortable. I hate her. FML
Anonymous
Buzz off
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
food critic
Ryde, Australia
Family matters
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
msmusiclover7
United States
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
xCZ75x
Potters Bar, United Kingdom
Today, my best friend on Snapchat is my mum. FML
alliobamy
United States
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Just think of how embarrassing it would be for her if she did accept it. "OMG, do you /know/ that loser?" "Pfft, barely! She spent, like, nine months in my uterus or something. Whatever!"
Fritterzz 13
Maybe there are things she doesn't want you to see..... Things that might fyl even harder....
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Fritterzz 13
Maybe there are things she doesn't want you to see..... Things that might fyl even harder....
Tripartita 45
Just think of how embarrassing it would be for her if she did accept it. "OMG, do you /know/ that loser?" "Pfft, barely! She spent, like, nine months in my uterus or something. Whatever!"
Lobby_Bee 18
Why would you want your parents on your friend list is beyond me. If my mom saw the shit I did, she would have a heart attack. lol
Selene1090 26
I have my mother on Facebook. Then again, I'm an adult and she knows how I am and doesn't really care.
RichardPencil 32
Again? Quit stalking her, creeper!
Colon_Man 17
Your mom doesn't want to see meals she's prepared for you on your wall - and couldn't care less about your duck face selfies. She does, however, want to spy on your friend's meals to see what Margie puts in her spaghetti!
bu1vetter 10
Maybe you are just a shitty person, as evidenced by your high school friends siding with your mom and vice versa.
jkjorn 18
If she's only friends with your male classmates.. maybe there's things on there you don't want to see.
王雯立 8
细思极恐??
bigtwobah 6
Sounds like you aren't missing out on much.
fairytattoo80 1
Oh hun... she did you a favour. Mother is a name earned... and she clearly hasn't.