Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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Top comments
ishama13 0
You can call him?
Melanef 3
Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.
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Comments (133)
giggles518 0
what's op? and ydi?
TigranPet 24
You probably know this by now since it's been 6 years but in the crazy chance that the question still stands, OP means "original poster" and YDI means "you deserve it"
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Well phoning you wont give him the same thrills it gives him when he phones "Miss Honeysuckle" is it? Be glad he isn't phoning you and doing what he does on that phone. Also, have you tried to ring him instead? I should clarify I don't know if Miss Honeysuckle is a real sex hotline, I just chose a really cheesey name with the word suck in it.
MadeOfAwesome 1
just cancel the phone. don't even mention it to him.
karina_said 0
how awkward would it be to bring it up in a conversation? haha, weird.
benjie16 0
damn i cant believe hes in college and has to go to the hotlines. you screwed up
firebird07 13
The college student got the phone under the notion that his parents wanted to retain contact despite being separated. It's only common courtesy for someone who is receiving some kind of benefit(s), in this case, phone service, and support if nothing else, to at least talk to their benefactor. The preferred conditions for the call would be under the student's own volition. I would have to say disconnect the phone if all he's gonna do instead of use it for it's intended purpose,calling OP. If he wants to jack off to somebody over the phone, let him do it on his own dime.
LOLatYL 0
That option to include unlimited web on the phone plan doesn't seem so expensive after seeing the bill from 1-900 numbers, does it? YDI for being cheap. =x
ericck 0
lmao @5, u could have called him if it was bothering u so much
Subtext 10
Maybe the phone got stolen? To me this sounds far more believable than a college student calling sex hotlines daily without ever calling his parents especially if they pay for the phone. Besides, he should KNOW that you usually can check on the calls made with a cell phone...
stewpididiot 11
who calls those things anymore anyway, when you can stream so much **** on your PC ? this kid prolly won't do too well in college anyway if he can't figure out that his moms is gonna see the bill. Shit, those sex line things are hella bux! I'll bet the bill was over a grand !!!
simsy_fml 0
send him a care package full of **** and cut off the phone