Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, my son is actually going on holiday over Christmas with some girl he met in a bar. He’s barely known her a week and is already dipping into his savings to keep her happy. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
Today, I found out that my son and his stepdad have bonded over covering for each others' misbehaviour so I don’t find out. Between them they have kept it secret that my son sneaks out at 1am to see his secret girlfriend, that my husband lost £500 gambling, that my son scratched the car… The list goes on. FML
Today, I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years, and I just found out he has an OnlyFans, on which I found he messages girls, and talks to one specifically nearly regularly all year. I have no idea how much he's spent on there, but a lot: tips, requests, di** ratings. This is only a small part, and we just got a house. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to step in, before it's too late, and he becomes another person living on the streets.
tounces7 28
Your son is, frankly, a loser.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
They do have a real relationship and he has the debt to prove it! Surely, with so much money, she is highly likely to be developing genuine feelings for him, right?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Time to step in, before it's too late, and he becomes another person living on the streets.
tounces7 28
Your son is, frankly, a loser.
genuinegoodguy 9
Intervention now. Or risk disaster
pjsr 33
He’s not alone. The performers that are good at this make EVERY person feel special ...until they run out of money.
bobsanction 18
You are a terrible parent to raise such an idiot.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So many questions here. How old is your son? If he's old enough to have his own credit card, is he still living with you? If he's not living with you, how did you find out about this? Depending on his age, he may be too young to have a credit card, anyway. Still, age aside, that's a stupid way to spend money.
Dylan Borg 12
It's funny because my friend (who jerked off to an obvious fake video chat and got black mailed for it) has a "relationship" with an instagram girl where they talk only through stories. People be crazy.