Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
KamiyaHaine
Singapore, Singapore
Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
crushed
United States
Mother knows best
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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gobiteme2 34
Hi my name is John and I don't care.
MisterKnowItAll 15
She's probably a vegan, too.
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Comments (58)
TheBiggerBoot 7
How is this an FML?
HoboMeth 36
It demonstrates how full some people are of themselves :L
Shadowvoid 33
It sounds more like a challenge to me ?
emeraldarcher74 30
Hobo meth wisdom is the best wisdom.
Lalala579121 28
23 - If someone has been hit on to the point where they would have to start conversations like this to avoid unwanted advances, I'd say they have every right to be full of themselves.
SneakySlayer 15
At least it wasn't later
MisterKnowItAll 15
She's probably a vegan, too.
Rabite 28
What does that have to do with anything here?
Sir_Cow 17
Vegans all ways have to mention that they are vegan.
primocell 6
an atheist vegan
gobiteme2 34
Hi my name is John and I don't care.
tmj25789 23
I agree and don't understand how this is an fml.
tygerarmy 35
Hi AnnaIHaveABoyfriend, I'm MaxIWasn'tAskingAndDon'tCare.
ChiefKoala 30
it's an fml because OP could've given less of a shit that she had a boyfriend. Like, i don't give a **** if you have a boyfriend. If you introduce yourself with that sentence I"m more likely to punch you in the face without blinking.
Lalala579121 28
28 - Since when does not giving a shit make something an FML? So should I submit an FML every time someone says something to me that I don't care about? The very fact that OP submitted this as an FML would suggest that he does actually care.
tmj25789 23
I agree and don't get how this is an FML.
awildwhisper 30
Maybe she has a controlling boyfriend that makes her do this, sadly I used to know someone like this.
soodytheboi 23
She thinks that you'd hit on her. Honestly she's a bitch if she thinks so highly of herself.
DoomedGemini 38
She's a bitch if she thinks she's good enough for someone to be interested in her..? Oh sorry I forgot apparently people have to have no self esteem or self confidence and be grateful for any interaction..
lonewolf3400 10
It doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to point it if he asked then go ahead say you have a boyfriend but just doing it out of no where is just a bit egotistical
DoomedGemini 38
5 said if she thinks so highly of herself that people might hit on her that she's a bitch. Anna in the FML was rude, sure, but I'm focusing on this comment.
TheBiggerBoot 7
Honestly, you're a bitch just rolling with assumptions.
LyricaSilvan 30
There's a big difference between being confident and just assuming you're so hot that every member of the opposite sex is going to be attracted to you.
DoomedGemini 38
So you know Anna and his she thinks any male is attracted to her? There could be reasons she thought op was hitting on her.
ReineRien 5
not really, because then she'd be leading him on if she didn't clear her position from the start.
dontbeafuckboy 1
how about you stop being a ******* crybaby. Better to announce it right away than having to deal with you crying "friend zone" in a month.
Sir_Cow 17
It could be annoying if he just said hi or needed something.
Lalala579121 28
"Today, I just found out the girl I had a crush on the past two months has a boyfriend. FML" 8 - Also it just being annoying doesn't exactly make it FML worthy.
blupenguin29 14
That means Anna thought you were attractive enough that it was worth telling you that she couldn't be a relationship.
elsie23 11
Maybe you was staring on her
mermaidkeels 26
Sometimes when I tell my friend I'm hungry. He says, "Hi hungry, I'm John".
Lalala579121 28
I do that too, I'm just curious how it relates to this FML apart from people saying hi.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did you show a sign that you were interested in her or something?