Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML
Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML
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Top comments
bloopaloop 27
I’ll never understand why people pay for sexually gratifying things on the internet. There is SO MUCH of it already out there for free, and the content creation of it is never ending. The guy is an idiot.
WintressSoldier37 27
Forget him!!!!!
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Comments (5)
WintressSoldier37 27
Forget him!!!!!
bloopaloop 27
I’ll never understand why people pay for sexually gratifying things on the internet. There is SO MUCH of it already out there for free, and the content creation of it is never ending. The guy is an idiot.
RichardPencil 32
You won't talk with him so that's why he has to pay others to. So, it's really your fault.
jbuckets_404 39
Did you explain his lack of parental/ fiscal responsibilities to him? If so, then he's a clueless, irresponsible dumb-ass!
JasonThorn 23
"Why don't you ask the opinion of Traci_Backdoor and Lay_Misty_For_Me and see what they think?"