Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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ishama13 0
You can call him?
Melanef 3
Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.
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Comments (133)
TheKitsune 0
How about you take away his phone and quit yer bitchin? He took advantage of something you did as a favor, something you had NO obligation to do.
Melanie76_fml 0
Why don't you call him? If you want to talk to him, you call him instead of him calling you.
Quest_ 13
He's living on campus and has to call sex lines for ***** and giggles? I'm sorry ma'am your son is dumb! weebls-stuff dot com/toons/Dumb+Dinosaur/
tristan1001 0
agreed
jcfan101 0
whoa! thats just weird , kid must be desperate but c'mon we all have needs right ? (;
CaptenAwesomeXD 0
Dude...your son is a ******* perv, and a pathetic one at that. And you shouldn't pay his bills, he's a grown man and he should take care of himself, even though you probably only did it cuz you care and wanted to help.
dramaquuen 0
how the hell is calling a sex line makes him a perv?!?
Schazam 0
Sounds like he was taking care of himself. It could have been worse. The daily call could have been to his babies momma or the student health center.
CaptenAwesomeXD 0
Cous if you're so damn horny and sex-obsessed ALL THE FRICKIN TIME(wich he must be, becouse op said that there were many calls) that you can call one of those sexhotlines often without being grossed out by the fact that you're prob talking to some sad, old and probably quite ugly woman about how horny you are and about all the stuff you're just DYING to do(and I can tell you, if you call to a sexhotline, you're usually talking about preeeetty kinky shit), then, my dear friend, I think you are a gross little perv. Now, if you happen to disagree with me, that's fine, it's awesome for you, but that's my opinion.
CaptenAwesomeXD 0
Yeah, it could've been worse, but that doesn't mean that it's good. I mean, a dude could have herpes, problems with getting it up, a dead wife and a cranky bitch of a girlfriend addicted to crack that HE pays for, but it could still be worse, he could be unemployed, homeless and have a dedly disease, that would be worse, but that doesn't make the first option great, right?
brookelynn_ema 0
hahaha lol.... :|
elrusso 0
It would just be weird if he phoned you for sex talk so consider this one a win.
flashback.miss 28
I remember a Mad TV episode that had what you said.... Oo
Devolver 0
Haha, what a loser. I guess he doesn't know there are old fugly women on the other end of the line. He needs to get himself some real action, this is weak lol.
crazedguy 0
ydi for giving him a phone. go smack him silly and get him outta colledge
som_fml 0
Ugh... you're just like my family. "you never call me!!" If you want to talk, why don't YOU dial the phone? Can't complain about something you're just as guilty of.