HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
Venge_fml 0
You taught your penis to beg? All mine does is play dead.
f_alltheirlives 3
Im more impressed with the beard! My penis begs all the time, but my beard just lays there...
SizeMayVary 0
nice!
moonlit_manga 0
my friend's unlce just got offered to join the army. he said no. somehow the reason the army put down why said no was because he was preggers. yet....he's a man. lol I cracked up on this fml. and fyl.
MiniatureMayhem 0
What is they put "Sex: No"?
BadOwner 0
ydi for having it confiscated
Darling_Cherry 5
What I find hilarious about this FML is that when you go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, they make you check over your own data once it has been inputted into the computer. It's too bad your penis and your beard don't have the capability to proofread.
ShamRockViolin_fml 0
I'm from PA as well, but I've also gotten my driver's license renewed in VA - they don't give you a preview there. You're stuck with what they give you.
Camotez 0
That may not be the only thing he needs to get renewed. Also maybe your a bad "Driver" so they assumed you were a woman(Not trying to be sexist)
sweatteaforme001 0
For someone who's "not trying to be sexist," that sounds quite sexist
Camotez 0
What I did is turned a common sexist stereotype and turned it into a sex joke...not trying to be offensive unless you don like sex, in which case FYL.
gummibehrs 4
From the way you worded your explanation, it sounds like you were making a joke about the act of sex, not the gender. In which case, it made no sense. Either way, it was a really stupid joke.
Camotez 0
Driving... let me put it to you this way: Cruising your car on the highway, Driving your train down the track. Generally women don't have penises, so they are not usually good at thrusting...
BadOwner 0
#62 u got any pot? my mom threw mine away... =-(
TheATeam 0
This may be fake.. I saw this happen to hank on king of the hill, so i'm thinking he probably stole the idea from it. I guess it might not be.
Ryuu66 7
lol I had a friend that this happened to....oh man I laughed in his face so hard
maddi27 0
lol this also happened to a friend of mine they always stuff up