HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
possumisawesome 0
Wow, lol. This sucks for you. However, I love the way it was written out.
Paneity 0
Calm down. It's supposed to be funny. Lighten up a bit.
ayashe 2
So what? Just get it fixed. YDI for making a big deal out of nothing.
chowyuk 0
ya fyl all that money on the surgery and hormone pills and they still put f on your licence. but it's because they know you can be a post op tranny dude but you will always drive like a woman
plexico 4
On FOX News, Glenn Beck says that Obama's health care plan includes Gender Assignment Panels, so enjoy your penis before the gubbermint comes to take it away. That is, if Glenn Beck is telling truth, which he always does, right?
BadOwner 0
#67 ewww you watch glenn beck? what a hypocrite
seanreddog 4
Liberal pussy.
plexico 4
BadOwner, I don't watch Glenn Beck on purpose, but they force it on us at work.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy. When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy...." Because no matter what the government thinks, you are (hopefully) still a guy
iwadasn 33
Haha I love that song!
anonacs 0
You write that on the form, so either you wrote female, or it was clearly a mistake. Not a big deal.
56578 0
I think its time for a sex change!! Seriously though, I'm guessing you pissed someone at DMV off.
f_alltheirlives 3
Now you can drive like a blind bat and get away with it! YEY!!!!
therealmike 0
I'm voting YDI because there's no option for "this is no big deal you whiny idiot".