HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to renew my driver's license at the DMV. Earlier, I was in a play and was still covered in stage makeup. I didn't realize that not all of it had come off until after my picture was taken and put on my new license. For the next three years, I'll be the guy with the dark eyeliner. FML
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
fat and broke
Federal Way, United States
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
all tweened out
Canada
Babyface
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Checked out
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Top comments
shaniqualee 2
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
timewarpist 1
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
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Comments (202)
unhappy_girl 0
LOL!! YTDI!
JJ88000 0
A dick and beard mean nothing. Science tech today can do wonderful things. lol
type1 3
lol?
_Noon_ 0
Perfect fit with this week's Illustrated FML :)
iGreen_Day 0
O yh LOL!!! The OP's local DMV fails.
deejay021 0
hey man this isnt really a fml... i mean if you go to a bar on ladies night... free booze... or at least really really cheap... you gotta see the positive
Oishi_fml 0
Plus, there's all the legal benefits. Divorce courts and whatnot.
Moy_fml 6
YDI for not having a ******.
the_stereotype 0
if i were to say this guy deserves it, it would have to be for his man boobs and tiny peepee, but maybe that's just me
shadow_child 0
You just gotta drive extra carefully now: no speeding, running red lights, running stop signs. Oh, and you also can't use checks. **** it, too much work-- just get a sex change.
gummibehrs 4
Lol
Jake221 0
Rofl FML
DrAwesome 6
Well, it might be a mistake, or maybe you just fail at sex.
_Noon_ 0
Nice one :D
aback 5
Was that their way of telling you to go **** yourself?