Username
United States
Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ooops
Canada
Baked
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Deep cleanse
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Anonymous
Zittau, Germany
Nature is healing
Today, I’m proud and happy for having used my bike instead of my car for almost two months. Well, I was. Until I discovered that my car, though clean, dry and with a moisture absorber inside, has started to grow mold. Everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
chi_chia
United States
Triple A
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Carrie
Neat freak
Today, I cleaned my car for the first time in ages and proudly showed my friend how spotless it was. Right then, a gust of wind blew a huge mess of shit straight inside as I opened the door. She said, “Nature disagrees.” Shards of leaves and other bits of crap were everywhere. FML
LostSoul
Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML
Anonymous
Janesville, United States
No soup for you
Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML
minette08
United States
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
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jf7609 0
yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...
BlueTwist89 0
Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.
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jf7609 0
yeah, might want to clean it a LITTLE more often...
fallingpoint 0
yea how could u not eat a burrito wats wrong wit u
ouchthatsux 0
I agree u shoulda eaten that burrito like there was no tomorrow!
brafry12997 0
lies who doestn eat a burito
waterynuggets 0
And how did you not smell that?
nadsm 0
how did you not know it was there?
wh4t3v3R 0
Usually, you drive some friends around, stop for some fast food then later there is this horrible stench in the car and you find that they've hidden all their unfinished food say, under the back seat, those bastards.
Awnonymous 4
You had to touch moldy food? I hope you're not too traumatized.
lickmyjock 0
Perdix, tell your woman to shower. Her snatch oder is covering up the moldy burrito she's got in the back seat.
perdix 31
You're telling me! I'm pissed that she's been hiding that moldy burrito from me. I'm hungry.
Secret_Fire_King 0
How is this an FML? You're a slob.. And you live in America.. Wow.. It must suck, blending in.. ----- I'm sorry.. Maybe a little harsh.. But in Australia, we don't eat tacos in our car.. or stash them behind the seat.. XD
escapenowx 0
Australia is amazing but anyone can be slobs, not just Americans.
Idontcare123456 0
I honestly don't think it matters where you live..And i bet someone eats fast food in Australia and leave ist in the car..Unless you know what everyone is doing and how there car looks like inside!
horrorshowsparks 0
In Australia, they do however take "shirtless muscle pictures" to compensate for their needle dicks
Jack_Mackerel 0
Apparently, in Austrailia, you're all godly clean, what with the pure desert soil and the obviously-not-at-all-dirty cities.
Galbatorix 0
F austrailia
BlueTwist89 0
Wow....some nice stereotyping we got here. NOT all Americans are slobs.
ilysweetcupcake 1
fake and gay
gatorgrl1988 0
wow no taco eating in the car. you don't know what your missing ;)
catatonicsleep 17
It's not just America, my Mum found a mouldy apple under a seat in my Dad's car
missey_jey 0
lol but you see theres a difference there, a moldy apple compared to a moldy burrito......