Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
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Comments (167)
Namenlos_fml 20
I'm convinced that some people have a natural talent at that game. I get beaten so often by people who have barely played it.... Either that, or I'm just bad at it.
kurodansei 16
both probably
Schiffy 18
People seem to think OP is mad that she won, and are randomly assuming sexism or some kind of similar shit. Newsflash, you're all morons. He's mad because he has played before, and she hasn't, and that he lost to someone who he's played more of the game than.
Jst4kicks 16
so, if your girl beats u oh well.. I play gears of war so my gf doesnt stand a chance lol i protect her from the locust.
KylarStern19 7
That's you're fault for sucking. If you were good you would have happily let her win without her knowing :)
sarahadlina 14
Hmmm.. What if it wasn't her first time playing? And it was all a test?
Jaevwyn 17
YDI for sucking! xD
Imaginationn 6
what character did she use? it if was Ike or Sonic you were already doomed
kurodansei 16
i dont think a beginner could handle Sonic lol. but Ike is a killer!
threer 30
That's only brawl..
Gwyndion 9
So you've a girlfriend, who agreed to play a game with you and who apparantly is good at it...I fail to see the fml here besides your ego problems.
revolution4ever 14
I wish I had a girlfriend who could kick my ass at games like that. I'll take her for you if you think that's an FML!
Dcm210 19
Your girlfriend is a gamer, those are hard to find. Cherish her.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
No, they're really not all that hard to find.
Corrupt_waffles 13
I can easily say I know about 30 girl gamers excluding myself. The only reason they are single is because they want a gamer boyfriend who isn't a douche to them when they win. It's actually quite hard to find those. :/
love_me_electric 20
Tons of women play Nintendo games. I'd say the female players equal or outnumber the men for a lot of the titles. If he'd gotten her to play CoD or Battlefield I'd be a little more impressed.
threer 30
Are you kidding? Girls play cod, battlefield, halo, blackops, etc all the time . DON'T be impressed or surprised.
ball_crusher 4
they are "rare" because when we make our presence known we are bombarded with rape threats and other forms of misogyny. I wonder how much of this OP participates in?
Corrupt_waffles 13
129- That I also agree with. On online multiplayer games I either get hit on or insulted constantly. That's why I hardly ever play with the headset on. Dust is the worst sometimes. Although I sometimes just turn it on to piss off sexist cockmunches after I wipe the floor with them. I hate assholes. It's just a game.
Corrupt_waffles 13
129- That I also agree with. On online multiplayer games I either get hit on or insulted constantly. That's why I hardly ever play with the headset on. Dust is the worst sometimes. Although I sometimes just turn it on to piss off sexist cockmunches after I wipe the floor with them. I hate assholes. It's just a game.