Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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Welshite 40
You are irritated because she won? Ugh.
kaiyybee 10
You just suck.. Sorry bro.
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Comments (167)
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm just happy this is a Smash Bros. FML.
Bloink 25
Girl power! Just spam the a button!
threer 30
*Shrug* Side+B is better for Peach. ( GameCube )
Poetaster 10
Put the hamdicaps on her?
MissMae93 23
Did you forget to read the FML before commenting, 16? Also I'm just assuming you meant "handicaps" here...?
threer 30
Hamdicaps = dirty joke.
hcollins1 18
I had went back to see if OP had put 'hamdicaps' instead of 'handicaps'. Nope. Handicaps, I'm assuming, is to help aid beginners in the game.
Pleonasm 36
Should have rolled.
ZingZilla 8
Should have Marth countered like a pro.
kurodansei 16
OP is obviously not pro
ZingZilla 8
Marth counter would have made him pro or at very least have him a dirty noob edge. Haha
Zebediabolical 45
There are two possibilities here. A> You suck at Smash Bros. 2> She is awesome at Smash Bros. D> All of the above. Choose one.
ImAFaker 29
I choose %> A, 2 and D
ZingZilla 8
18, you only gave A,2 & D as possible answers, my head hurts I'm not playing any more. ;-D
skate_all_dayy 5
She's a natural.
jhs578650 9
Did you invite her to play so you could boost your ego at her expense, or did you want to share an activity together? Don't be a sore loser.
Corrupt_waffles 13
Exactly. I have had guy friends like that. They were such asses to me over this exact game. They ruined it for me actually. They kept insisting I play and gave me 'crap characters' and shit and always would get so pissed at me and told me to get back in the kitchen when they lost. They all wonder why they are still single. :/
Vittu_Elamani 16
Maybe she's played before on a different console and didn't tell you? Can't decide between YDI and YLS for this, because you treated her like a beginner, and were soundly beaten, but if you'd "dominated" her, you'd be on the sex ban list for a while ^^
mmm666 16
If you don't want her can I have her then? But really, this is funny.
Mackay92 14
you got hustled