marriagesux
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sapphire Mills
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
ugh
Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Take a ticket
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
I hate it too
🌶️ Spicy
I should've known
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
LoveLost
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Sally
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
The struggle is real
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Repression
Today, I found out my platonic office wife and I are both in sexless relationships. The week just gets more and more repressed. FML
myself
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, my wife and I used to have sex at least 5 times a week, but since we said "I DO" at our wedding I’m lucky to get a shag once a month, and you can forget about blowjobs, I’ve not had one since before the wedding. Nothing about our life has changed to cause this, except we’re married now. FML
Top comments
cowsgomooatyou 8
just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.
JP101 0
2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.
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Comments (91)
simawesome_FYL 0
noc and first
camuhkazi 0
my boyfriend and I live together and do it a lot more than that. :)
pipp360 0
it's different wen ur married
lolman222 0
my gf and I rarely do it. we only do it when she is in the mood, which is like once every month. before it was like 1 to 3 times a week, but since then it has slowed down a lot. what should I do to get more?
FDaddyPrime 0
leave her
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
so what?
cowsgomooatyou 8
just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.
sadasslife 0
dang that sucks, but why is that happening? maybe you should ask your partner..good luck
sparkey0127 0
maybe your not sexy?
KrystalBall 0
My mama always told me getting married was so you didn't have to have sex anymore...
futuremarine5 4
then I'm never getting married
pippacrawford 4
I feel sorry for your father
snafu57 1
the fastest way to stop a woman from screwing is today marry her. btw,welcome to hell. as Johnny Carson once said, "It's true that married men live longer. But, they are more willing to die. "
kickboxingchick 5
Marriage isn't just about sex. And really? I think you should value her and her personality over sex. Smh ?
JP101 0
2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.
jdortega 2
They didn't get married strictly for sex, but this person sure as hell didn't get married to completely avoid it
namhowell 6
2 weeks with no sex should normally not be a big deal but you're a newlywed so FYL indeed.
jamjenni2774 0
maby he/she is still recovering from the firts two week!!