PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Anonymous
United States
Trashy
Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML
Todd
United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
FML
Cayey, Puerto Rico
Anger management
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
DevilsTemptation
Dundee, United Kingdom
Drunken antics
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Anonymous
Lagos, Nigeria
Backfire
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
fugachumi
United States
Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
Top comments
WistayShlaio82 13
Was there money in it? Old people put spare change and lose dollars in coffee cans.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure it was empty? You probably threw out some cash or weed or other contraband, like bitcoin.
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RichardPencil 32
Are you sure it was empty? You probably threw out some cash or weed or other contraband, like bitcoin.
WistayShlaio82 13
Was there money in it? Old people put spare change and lose dollars in coffee cans.
RichardPencil 32
Don't make generalizations about us old people! I put my loose change in a Lizzo bobblehead, because I'm hip.
Rosemarie Townsend 13
Your dad sucks too. Why are people so angry over the dumbest BS?!