Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, at work while everyone else was at lunch, my boss's sister-in-law called. Realizing I was manning the phones alone, she immediately asked, "Oh, is everyone of importance gone to lunch?" FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
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Jimboom 12
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Yea... I bet you do.. you dirty bugger. Anyway, friend or not thats no way to answer a phone at work. Regardless of who is on the other end of the line you could still have someone listening in on the call without you knowing.
xJASMINEx 0
you totally deserved it
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xJASMINEx 0
you totally deserved it
fiveonefiveoh 0
y?? a person can't joke with their colleagues?? it's unprofessional to talk that way in front of a client, but in privacy, even owners would talk that way with friends on the job! of course not with their subordinates it's ****** that it turned out to b the boss instead...
Alekyork 0
I would fire them.
s2000lover 0
ydi for not checking first.
Jimboom 12
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Yea... I bet you do.. you dirty bugger. Anyway, friend or not thats no way to answer a phone at work. Regardless of who is on the other end of the line you could still have someone listening in on the call without you knowing.
blue4life 0
YDI For answering that way
musicbunny 1
WTF DOES YDI MEAN?????
irosdabetsy 0
you deserve it
Troll1 0
you dumb idiot
CodingSquirrel 3
you dirty imp
anonymous2003 0
Thats what you for trying to be funny.
hnz 13
how can you not know or give a greeting to who you are talking to on the other side of the line before speaking vulgar
gusgus36 5
well. you shouldn't say stuff like that without knowing for sure it's your co-worker. but idk why the intern lied... or maybe they were just confused. hopefully your boss isn't super mad at you and understands that it's s mistake..
katelyn559 0
funny thing. your intern was probs laughing her ass off
sexygirl25 3
You don't deserve a job talking like that to any other person!
SmallTownCutie 0
Oh gosh. Everyone needs to lighten up. I don't know about anyone else, but almost all of my friends and I talk to each other like this on occasion. If the colleague was her friend, it's just bad luck it was actually her boss. Cursing can be a sign of endearment. My best friend calls be her **** and I call her my bitch. We don't hate each other.