Husband to be....maybe
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
busybee
United States
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
lyinginbed
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Brandon Butler
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Tampax
Cuenca, Spain
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Stung
United States
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
rinakitty94
Sunset, United States
Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
Top comments
Donut_Wizard 23
Not the bees!!!
manb91uk 22
But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right??
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interesting33 37
oh wow! What a buzzkill. Hive not had it happen to me but I'm sure it stings. You feel like you're flying, about to see your honey and do some pollinating with her and get beezy and then something like that happens and you deflate you've been punctured. serious though, I can't imagine how you must feel OP. that really sucks, I hope you were still able to get married. or at least rearrange.
manb91uk 22
But your wife got her custom bridesmaids dress right??
ajh1800 25
His wife would be in the wedding gown, not the brides maid dress...
manb91uk 22
*facepalm* you missed the one from earlier, didn't you?
weeping_willow 25
In her defense, if on a mobile device, the “latest” FML comes up first. Gotta scroll down to see the earlier ones.
Dave_Davington 34
It's really not that bad. Despite it all, I'm sure you and your wife will always bee together.
Donut_Wizard 23
Not the bees!!!
Mackenzie Sikes 4
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Spiritbird 17
Bee more specific please.
RichardPencil 32
Was that because your bride was wearing a giant bumblebee costume since her previous apartment complex stole her dress? And you had your tonsils removed?
RichardPencil 32
Did he do that? Three relevant meta-comments in reply to a one sentence story? It’s like an Alex Ovechkin hat trick!
Lobby_Bee 18
You must have a sweetheart. Sweet enough to attract bees!
rodfergie 18
Most people throw rice. To each his own.
FishyFishy 12
Well that must have stung!