Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
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Comments (50)
whyisitme12 19
So of he finds a girl name Anna, its total legal
candycyanide 8
When my sister got married, she was called Bethany twice during the ceremony. That's my name and I was the maid of honor.
Cestrella 12
During my aunt's wedding the officiant called my uncle Augustus rather than Agustine. Then my aunt did too. They laugh about it now.
eapoc 6
Doesn't that mean you're not technically married?
worldclassrager 41
No correction? I really hope the certificate is correct...
RedPillSucks 33
Is your last name Hugnkiss?
xRazzSheri 4
look on the brightside OP, it will be a funny story to tell your children. At my aunt's wedding my grandfather stepped on my aunts veil the entire way down the aisle pulling it out. And its her favorite story to share. Many happiness to youband your husband! Congrats!
MythBusters 9
Congratulations
katie_xoxo3 16
Aw why didn't you correct him? I'm sorry :/
an3ph 20
Amanda is a cool name. Nothing wrong with Amanda.