Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
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Comments (50)
daniellekimberly 23
On the bright side, you're married. Right?
cincy_cheryl 0
At least the first letter was the same. Mine kept calling me Becky and my name is Cheryl...totally different ballpark. That sucks.
conqueror57 11
Why didn't you correct him the first time? Learn to speak up for yourself.
flowergirl75 16
When I got married, the pastor left off the last syllable of my name. In the end it doesn't matter because your husband knows who you are!
Jenn50 19
Christine/Christina?
flowergirl75 16
My name is Demetria. He called me Demete. Lovely! But we had a good laugh about it later.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Gosh, that sucks! When I got married our officiant went over the ceremony with us beforehand, made sure our names were correct and even asked if we had a nickname we prefered to be called by instead. Which was great because my wife doesn't go by her full name and neither do I. It's a shame your officiant wasn't more through.
MissBubblesXoxo 17
Congrats Amanda I wish you a lifetime of happiness as you begin your journey with a new husband and new name Also, YDI for not correcting him the first time he said Amanda instead of Anna and choosing to wicker about it on FML instead
TheAngryPrincess 3
Wow. She probably corrected him for being wrong and he still did it. Jerk.
MissBubblesXoxo 17
*bicker
SweetasCandy0609 28
I'm sure you felt like you didn't want to correct him because maybe it he was already messing it up so didn't want to ruin it more I say that our of experience because that's what happened my mine however this is something that you're going to remember for the rest of your life because it was your you should of just whispered your real name to him.
SmittyJA24 26
Not the pastor at the church you attend regularly, eh? So much for that tradition of getting married at the bride's church.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Officiant doesn't always mean pastor. And who said they got married in a church or that they are Christian? Unless you think everyone in the world is Christian, in which case we have bigger issues.
jrock9093 18
That sucks but I hope you have a wonderful marriage
MrsJTMorris 4
You sort of deserve it for not correcting the person through the entire ceremony.