Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Top comments
warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
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Comments (50)
Ms_ValS 27
Can't believe no one corrected him
jw90 18
You would think someone would of.
valalvax 13
Such as the op?
ischneid101 4
yeah, I get letting it slide once, but for the entire ceremony? not saying op deserves it, but she should've corrected him
mccrightp 29
The correct word is would've, a contraction of would have.
fml121785 14
Congrats on the wedding OP! Too bad your husband is married to some mystery girl named Amanda now... :/
MissSatan 16
I guess OP should just...let it go
ItsAUnicorn 27
Why didn't you correct him right away? Still sorry for you OP :/
warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
ViRepz 28
But the husband thought thought that was her name the whole time, hopefully the marriage certificate has the right name....
Supa15 8
I wouldn't have the balls to interrupt a woman's wedding for any reason.
1dvs_bstd 41
There're just about a few things that are more annoying that a silly mistake on one of the most important days of your life.. still congrats.
pistachiopanda 19
Soooo.. You basically got married as someone else?
ndomer 6
Forgive my lack of knowledge, but does anyone know if using the wrong name could have legal issues beyond simply being annoying?
queerdragon 20
As long as the paperwork is correct and they sign that, then it doesn't really matter if they said Amanda or Anna.
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
LEX_2300 8
Mind = blown
xmidnightxlonerx 12
Even thought that really sucks, as long as your marriage license says "Anna" it's okay.
sarcasticlover 30
so neither you nor your husband corrected him?
SoliDSt33L 33
Obviously, neither did. The FML says, "...through my ceremony..." I can't believe that they didn't, though. At least you were married, OP.
darwinism 30
It could have been worse, Andrew. All's well that ends well.
TyT63 12
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