Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
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Comments (50)
TrinityisLife 22
You may want to double check any paperwork the officiant had his/her hands on.
underthesea12 24
congrats Amanda!
ForXToday 17
Congrats on the wedding! But I'm wondering, how could he do the whole ceremony without someone speaking up?
isabellasimone 18
It's okay, one day you'll look back and laugh! Plus I bet it was a beautiful day nonetheless!:-)
cooterpie 11
The judge that married us kept referring to us as Rebecca and Samuel. Thats neither of our names. I was so nervous and excited to even notice but thankfully my cousin stepped in to correct it.
perdix 31
Just change your name to Amanda -- problem solved. Otherwise, if you walk in on your "husband" boning Amanda, you'll be "the other woman." I read that on the Internet, I think.
Schiffy 18
At least your husband wasn't the one making that mistake.......
Enslaved 38
Just pretend that's your "Altar-ego". :P
kellyem2 20
Probably should have quietly said something the first time it happened. Of course, if you did and the officiant simply kept using the wrong name, I'd avoid paying him for his services and putting a damper on your day.
Ksweety_fml 27
Don't worried, people make mistakes.