Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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warehouse_rat 8
And why didnt your husband speak up in your defense
hghrider123456 9
Maybe you're the one who was wrong 0_o
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Comments (50)
Inked0803 12
You should've corrected him you only get married once....if you're lucky
pdp_fml 21
You should have corrected him!
sssayesss 5
At first I assumed that you didn't correct him, but maybe you did. I would have just said my name really loud after he said the wrong name. . . every time.
Horstradamus 6
First time he said it was his fault. Every time after was your fault for not correcting him
KamiyaHaine 18
To be honest, it didn't happen to me. =) It happened to a close friend. We had a good laugh right after the ceremony. I think they just didn't want to interrupt the officiant. Anyway they are happily married & thank all of you for your well wishes. =D
Arlisshsr 9
Annanda :D
alfalfalaffa 17
Could your last name perhaps be Anda? If so, the mixup would be understandable.
kenzem 1
It okay Anna just let it go, let it go.... Nobody? Ok.
fantasyworld 39
I would've corrected him.
GreekYogurt 26
You should have said something.