Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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yourshootingstar 4
that is why we shoulder check
flockz 20
dude i always know if there is a cop within one hundred feet of me at all times. pay better attention.
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Comments (141)
Cenobyte 10
If he was on a bike, you could have killed him. Learn to drive before you end up seriously hurting someone.
thehoneybadger 10
Dude. You're meant to check your blindspot.
cooperd52 6
since when are cops in trucks!?
britt93 7
could have been his off duty car. he didnt say he was on duty. he could have found out while they were exchanging information. think before you speak.
Naked_Communist 0
58 is right, but it depends on the state / city anyway. At least a third of the cops in San Antonio drive big SUVs.
instantmusic 4
I've seen plenty o' cops around here drivin big, white, ford F150s, decalled up with lights and everything. A couple SUVs too, some of'em are even in chargers or mustangs. Some undercover, some not. Though the vast majority are still drivin' crown vics.
wonderface 0
since they had to pick up your mom...
pctech3 0
Here in Phoenix, we have lots of cops in pickup trucks for motorist assist on the freeways, in transport vans, and search and rescue vehicles, not to mention SWAT and bomb squad.
dellama10 0
You mention that he was in your blind spot as if that somehow shifts the blame away from you. It's your responsibility to check your mirrors and shoulder check as well. There must be a whole lot of lazy dmv employees these days, they seem to be handing out unearned licenses like candy!
XxAlex777xX 0
bumblbee shud have saved y
04SmileyRylee 7
well that just ruined your day! haha
Namenlos_fml 20
that's why you always check your blind spot. YDI
PandaPi 0
your fault for not checking your blind spot. you fail
grubblare 0
leran to drive! blindspot is basic !
Rwcrazy 0
Sooo a cop was driving a truck? really never seen that, suv yes, truck nope