Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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yourshootingstar 4
that is why we shoulder check
flockz 20
dude i always know if there is a cop within one hundred feet of me at all times. pay better attention.
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Comments (141)
superashbash 4
check your blind spot :) & it's actually called a collison or crash now not an accident :) lol
danisx321 2
Hopefully your in state with the no fault law... like Florida:)
nitemare0 17
in Canada, we check our blind spots before merging.
Iknoweverything 29
Then why was my first car totaled by a vacationing Canadian who didn't? Must not have been a real one I guess...
EZ2XLR8 7
Canadians actually learn how to drive... I for one have learned... 35 years old and never been in an accident.
skullman870 1
fckin eh
skullman870 1
cop or no cop, shit happens
wonderface 0
Richard breath! Turn your swearword head and look!
yzf250rider88 2
the fact that it was a truck and not a cruiser makes this even worse. how do you not pay attention while merging? people are all over the place and you need to pay better attention god forbid that was a guy on a motorcycle you would have killed him. I hope you got a ticket for being an idiot and not paying attention
gabbyjo 0
wow that sucks :p
cthulhu1138 1
Gotta check your blind spots before changing lanes.
ooshrooms 1
The internet - where politely asking someone not to swear is asking for it, but sideswiping a vehicle garners compassion.
gigi03 5
Your the kind of people that shouldnt be driving. For the number 1 reason you cant effin drive!!!!!!!