Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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yourshootingstar 4
that is why we shoulder check
flockz 20
dude i always know if there is a cop within one hundred feet of me at all times. pay better attention.
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Comments (141)
Livinia 11
Shit. Good luck in court, OP.
iAmScrubs 19
That was probably the cop's easiest chase ever. A full 7 meters.
cynide 13
OMG! Easy! Buy the cop a dozen donuts and he'll be ok ;)
ariannaimelda 7
It's called a blind spot for a reason. Always look over your shoulder, this could have been prevented if you took the two seconds to glance over your shoulder!
UnluckyChickie 3
while changing lanes you should be shoulder checking and checking all your mirrors, it's a shame it's so easy to get a License now-a-days... people who work hard for their vehicles don't have a chance in hell!
HJ0HN50N 4
egotistical, condescending people like you make this world an annoying place to live so just shut your mouth and make this world s little bit better
kenshimori 10
#22 That was a somewhat condescending thing to say. Anyway, there are far too many people with driver licenses that really should not have one. There's a reason driving is the most dangerous form of travel: The other drivers.
ShyAnn29 15
17 I agree, my eyes don't focus together and at the DMV when I looked in the thing they have you in, I only saw one side of the letters, lol and they still gave me a license, although I don't know...due to getting in 2 separate accidents. oh well it's safer that way lol
ShyAnn29 15
now*
lalala2589 0
What's even worse is that you can get your permit with no test. If mom and dad pay the $500 class fee for you, they just hand it to you. So, you can be street legal (with a parent of course) and have not had any previous experience or even any knowledge of driving. You have to start the class within 10 days of getting your permit though, so that's almost 2 weeks of an uniformed driver to start some chaos on the roads. I'm going to guess OP only had his permit, because if he didn't know that our supposed to shoulder check your blind spot, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have a license.
Joel92f 1
Hi
BIEBERSLAYER 10
just think all the time you saved on waiting for the police to show up .
captainsuperdawg 0
sir, based soley on your username, i must say that you are a terrific person. keep up the good work
rocker135 0
time to bribe him with a trip to dunkin donuts to make him" forget" the whole incident
love2txt89 0
haha :)
Cinn_fml 23
Shoulder check and mirror check - always - when changing lanes. You should know that. Now, yes it is still occaisionally possible to miss something if you do, but you used the word 'truck', that implies pickup truck or bigger, and so chances of you missing it if you had shoulder and/or mirror checked are even slimmer.
copo37 7
Sorry officer I wanted bacon, and killing you and catching your car on fire seemed to be the fastest route.
jordynwebber 0
jesus..