Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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yourshootingstar 4
that is why we shoulder check
flockz 20
dude i always know if there is a cop within one hundred feet of me at all times. pay better attention.
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scars_souvenirs 0
that just happened to my brother only he was the cop
EZ2XLR8 7
Uhm thats why you do MSSSM. They invented shoulder check for a reason!!! If you can't drive, than get off the road, don't complain about a blind spot if you didn't shoulder check. YDI.
goodfella925 0
truck?
carobug 6
I learned that just the other day! In Driver's Ed. You should try it sometime! It really is quite helpful in preventing stupid mistakes like this. FYL for being a negligent driver :)
lalala2589 0
You had to go through drivers ed to learn that? If you have a permit you should know that, regardless of if you've taken the course or not. They make it too easy for stupid kid to be able to drive these days. ( Not you, just a general statement.)
bigred7070 0
a truck cop?
Persephone1001 3
Ouch! I would definitely recommend a blind spot mirror - they're not supposed to be a substitute for the shoulder check before a manoeuvre but it means you notice a car in your blind spot as soon as you glance at your wing mirror.
katelynLoretta 0
I don't think you should be driving! everybody knows to watch out for cops!
rchilson 0
mms
ProfessorFate 0
Cops are dicks and sit in your blind spot to watch you and run your plates
disney_blonde 16
Is there a reason you didn't feel the need to check your blind spot before merging?