Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I told my family that for my birthday I didn’t want to do any chores and just wanted the house cleaned. What they heard was mom won’t do chores today so let’s leave them all for her tomorrow. I didn’t even have a clean mug for coffee this morning. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
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buckdharma 38
Happy Birthday, Amy! Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!
real life problems 26
Happy Birthday!
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boopingsnoot 25
Dursleys
buckdharma 38
Happy Birthday, Amy! Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!
real life problems 26
Happy Birthday!
Donut_Wizard 23
And at midnight, they all turn back into frogs.
Mal2003 17
Happy birthday, don't scrub too hard.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Happy birthday, Amy! I hope Kif got you something nice.
Canadian0622 17
Sounds like my birthday this year low key 😂
thatslifeiguess7 16
Happy birthday do you have friends to celebrate with
DanaeZee 18
Harry, it's about time to tell you that Petunia and Vernon are NOT your parents!
tounces7 28
And this is why the current generations of kids are turning out horrible. Because their parents are uncaring garbage.
Rabite 28
You might wanna have a discussion with some of the many people, who think that parents nowadays care too much and only raise "snowflakes".