Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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Top comments
nightfire2258 24
Try to find security cameras in the area?
WCARlover 35
People these days...a person hit my aunt (like her body, not her car) with their car...then drove off. I don't know how people can live like that
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Comments (55)
kalixzo 11
That sucks!!! Looks like your truck wasn't the only thing rear ended.
zombiegold 23
WTF?
TheFirstSamurai 18
kalixzo's brain was rear-ended as well it seems, or maybe just his comprehension of the FML.
A100893 30
Do you know what you mean? Because I do not.
RrLSf19 0
1 ummm.. Ew!
ethan_roth13 0
Thats mean
BuhZinga 2
I believe it was an anal rape joke if that helps anyone.
nightfire2258 24
Try to find security cameras in the area?
So2011 4
Maybe and then the police could take over the case.
Michael_92 20
@8 I was gonna call inspector gadget but I guess maybe your right, police are a more viable solution.
Pr0metheus 7
I don't think inspector gadget is well equipped for this assignment, op you should enlist the A team... Or batman, I don't think he's busy these days anyway.
foremostsucks1 0
That sucks I know the feeling. There's a good chance the person didn't have insurance
Roevera 14
Are there really no decent people left??
pinkcrayola 0
I thought you HAD to have insurance with a car. Maybe it's just my state.
akayc32 0
26, just because they tell you that you have to have auto insurance does not mean that everyone simply has it, just means they get a ticket if they get caught without it.
burtonbullet 10
Where I live they impound your car, suspend your license and throw you in jail.
foremostsucks1 0
People drive without insurance everyday without being caught. There is no denying the truth
TalkingTowelTim 0
Get used to the office, you'll be working overtime for to fix it. :-)
Xquisite1 28
It's called insurance. So, in this case OPs uninsured motorist coverage would kick in. OP would be would only get screwed if he has a high deductible.
Stallion91 6
Enough technicality. Enjoy the thought of his reaction whilst him watching the entire thing unfold
YaboyVinnie 21
That's a case of no-vaseline rear ending.
lrgenesis 19
Haha that sucks fyl
THE_A_TEEN 28
YOU DON'T SAY?!
TheMaster15 10
He does say! And if he says one more time, i'm going to.... Do something about it!
lrgenesis 19
16- I said.
cosmosis 12
16- uh i dunno man, just maybe could be a YDI. Derp! ... Cheers 6 for pointing out the bloody obvious!!
robotchicken19 0
I bet you that you wish that you had hawk vision.
krad204 21
Or X-ray vision.
flockz 20
or the ability to get rid of all these STDs.
WCARlover 35
People these days...a person hit my aunt (like her body, not her car) with their car...then drove off. I don't know how people can live like that
LunaDragon 10
Sorry Op I didn't see you're mirco machine, from badass honking 4x4, and didn't stick around to swap insurance because I had to get to a bitching party. XP
LunaDragon 10
Ugh, stupid phone *your
perdix 31
Norway is a tiny country. With the description of the truck, you should be able to narrow it down to 5-6 vehicles. Go to each one and find the one with the dent in the shape of your car. That might take an afternoon. If that works, I'll come to Oslo to accept my Nobel Prize in Geniosity!
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, but because you slept with Alfred Nobels wife, or one of his descendants, there is no prize for Geniosity.
perdix 31
Haha, but if my stategery works here, they will certainly establish one. Hey, they added Economics in 1968, and economics is bullshit. Geniosity is a much more deserving field...maybe you'll chip in to fund it, RPS, because all geniuses ought to.