Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
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Top comments
Callyn 47
Drinking a glass of water is your big attempt to 'Be Healthy'? That's not even the bottom of the ladder. It sucks about your laptop, but next time try eating an apple or going on a run.
tounces7 28
Okay the water was an accident, the hair dryer was just stupid as hell if you had it turned up so much it could melt plastic.
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Callyn 47
Drinking a glass of water is your big attempt to 'Be Healthy'? That's not even the bottom of the ladder. It sucks about your laptop, but next time try eating an apple or going on a run.
Nyveria 1
You don't know their situation. Perhaps they drank soda all day long, and have decided to switch to only drinking water which can actually have quite a big influence on your health.
123Puppy 33
Well that is a big part of being healthy. OP should've just put the water farther away from the laptop.
123Puppy 33
I agree with Nyveria.
tarabella 7
Did you cry and add your tears to the mix? I would have.
Ih8teenageangst 20
Sippy cup, little one.
tounces7 28
Okay the water was an accident, the hair dryer was just stupid as hell if you had it turned up so much it could melt plastic.
raven_of_azarath 35
And why didn’t you use the hairdryer on cool?
Eric Tewald 1
You melted your keyboard with a hairdryer? Ok, sure you did.
BurnInDemonFire 39
When you say "hairdryer", do you really mean "dragon"? That would make a lot more sense.
Venom1999 19
Sure hope you had cloud save on that assignment
carlgrimes47 13
If you decide to drink water by an electronic, use a water bottle with a cap. If you get an electronic wet, follow the proper procedure to fix it and don't use heat.
Welp try again next time 6
The fact you consider water healthy means you need to spend some more time outside