Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, I chatted up a hot girl. She acted indifferent and uninterested so I took the hint and stopped. Moments later, another guy chats her up and they seemingly hit it off. At the end of the party, I heard her brag to her friends how they exchanged numbers. I guess I’m not good enough for her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML
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jjtothemax17 6
Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.
waterkins 7
LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that
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Comments (63)
_syrenn 7
where's her Christmas spirit!?
gamercanadian 11
Ooooooh.....That's cold man
sens3sfailing 25
She just saw a bunch of nargles in it!
kj51 5
This FML makes you sound like a pedophile
fml121785 14
It's after Christmas, duh!
ToxicxKitten 9
Harsh..
UberNova 18
MAYBE..... She has already got a partner.... Being under mistletoe is not an excuse to kiss someone else, kissing under mistletoe is just a silly tradition.
KaeporaGaebora 4
Well screw her then. You'll find someone better. Happy holidays.
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
I'm pretty sure screwing her is what OP was trying to do
WeWalkIn1D 11
Pfft, you can't find someone better.
CharresBarkrey 16
Well that's just mean.
WeWalkIn1D 11
I MEANT CAN. not can't. You CAN find someone better.
CharresBarkrey 16
Haha :) I figured.
Phoenixke 16
Don't abuse mistletoe. It's not there to sneak in a kiss from a girl you otherwise would have no chance with... Be more original please. YDI
CharresBarkrey 16
No, it's there for kissing all those ugly people and family members that you've always been waiting to kiss. Pfft. Get off your pedestal.
CCSA 12
Good news was she didn't slap you in the face (anyone saw that video?)
sens3sfailing 25
Seen* and there are a lot of videos with people getting slapped on the Internet...
CharresBarkrey 16
I think they mean that viral mistletoe prank video from the college kids. It's pretty stupid, I don't understand how it's considered a "prank" when all they do is ask people if they obey the mistletoe tradition, and then drop a mistletoe down.
jjtothemax17 6
Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.
KingCeltic77 18
Plus the way you saw her under the miseltoe and just ran over... Yeah.
jkmartinjk 16
Dumbass *in Red Foreman's voice*
breakingbad_fml 27
Maybe someone will kiss you for new years. :3
waterkins 7
LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that
PenguinBitch 44
She's just not into you OP. If you can't find another girl then HUMBUG to you.