Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
The cloth was white, but used? I guess I don't understand what goes on in the lady parts.
EnvyMe33 26
At least you didn't have to pull it out of his butt
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Comments (12)
Glowworm56 27
Your dog found the worst chew toy ever!
species4872 20
Apparently the dog didn't agree.
Kurliez408 32
hey, at least your dog didn't eat it. maybe you should look into buying a trashcan with a lid.
Shabnam Moghal 14
This is just one of those thoughts I can't unthink.
RichardPencil 32
The cloth was white, but used? I guess I don't understand what goes on in the lady parts.
imagineapc 11
So the string is there to ensure the product doesn't get "lost" or "stuck" up there, if you will. The string does not always become saturated, but can if one's flow is heavier/they wait too long to change. Hopefully that helps but isn't too graphic! Also - most dogs will try to eat used lady products and undies. I've invested in lidded trashcans and clothes hampers for the whole house.
leagacysgirl 19
The cloth string is used to be able to pull out the tampon. Without the strong it would be difficult to remove. The tampon itself is used.
leagacysgirl 19
The cloth string is used to be able to pull out the tampon. Without the string it would be difficult to remove.
Randomness911 12
Your dog wanted to play a new version of fetch.
idk_rose 25
How could it have been used if it was still white?
EnvyMe33 26
At least you didn't have to pull it out of his butt
Alesha Solis 8
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