Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.
sorryinadvance 0
God said no.
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Rainyknights22 16
Wow, it's like I can feel the saltiness come right off this post lol I. Would. Be. PISSSSSED.
Ideastogetback 11
I can do you one worse. One day I was walking down the street in an Texas town called abilene. Everything is really homey and small there. It is a very safe city. As I turned a corner 3 kids my age jumped out of a shrub and tackled me. I tried to fight back, but one stepped on my balls, effectively incapacitating me. The little cretins stole my phone and wallet, and to top it off dragged me to the curb to practice something they learned in thug tv shows: curb stomping. I broke 3 teeth and my braces were off in 2 days. In the end, I was robbed ,had a broken nose, and lost 3 teeth
PuckYouToTheFace 24
Mouth guards honey.
PuckYouToTheFace 24
Mouth guard buddy. Or be a goalie ?