Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
iharethissomuxh
Canada
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
ProtoBird
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
haileyjunkin
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
hopeless
Canada
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Ouch
Charlotte, United States
Game, set, and match
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Name
United States
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
dickface
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Lewisburg, United States
Richard
Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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colton_colton 50
So you got the point and popped a zit. Two in one. its a win win
littleking94 14
So what did we learn today? If you have a fat zit that won't pop, just play ping-pong till you get hit in the face. Hope this lesson helps in your future zit popping endeavors :)
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Comments (58)
RealSuperSand 21
Man up. It's a ping pong ball, not a baseball.
moo77_fml 20
Yuck!!!!
PepperpwniPizza 7
you should be thankful xd
limegreenpoopie 31
Killed 2 birds with one stone...err, ball. :p
Jayxe_fml 3
why the **** is the a "**** my life" moment? at most, it would be "lol, shit" moment. your whole life isn't in the dumps because of this lame excuse for sympathy.
lostinareverie 21
One less thing to worry about?
chikinscratch00 8
lol
GeorgiaBea 28
I feel like this is a win... Now you don't have the zit.