Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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2fknreaL 0
So what is the problem? The ball did the work for you.
login6437 0
Probably because it was a zit.. Just a thought.
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Comments (85)
2fknreaL 0
So what is the problem? The ball did the work for you.
_TONGAN_ 5
hey the ball cured your zit problem faster than proactive...
SadinSherman 16
HawHaw
rottentomatoes 7
hahah.
confusdsincbirth 5
HAHAHAHA 36 win!
brootalxkeni 0
that's so gross, what made it DISGUSTING was the face that you called it a "zit"
brootalxkeni 0
I meant "fact" that damn auto correct :/
login6437 0
Probably because it was a zit.. Just a thought.
alexiiiis09 0
pimple sounds way gross
williamscott 0
hi I think your hot.
Jaguar1234 0
HA. I'm pretty sure it was me who played u
nond2nv 4
That's not creepy at all.
MrsGotPickles 0
your pretty hot!
Mehness 0
23 - His pretty hot? His pretty hot what? I'm sorry but I don't seems to understand what you're saying, 23.
doggone456 0
I don't think u do either... it's He's
DocBastard 40
doggone, let me break it down for you since you don't seem to understand Grammar Naziing. MrsPickles used the incorrect form of "you're," using the possessive "your" instead. Therefore, Mehness attempted to correct MrsPickles by pointing out that her comment, if taken literally, makes no sense. If you don't get it, then go back to grade school to learn the difference between "you're" and "your." Yes, I understand that it's "only the internet" and yes, I understand that she got her point across and yes, we've all heard these arguments repeatedly. But this being a comment section on a website is not an excuse for poor grammar, nor will it ever be. Have some goddamned respect for the English language. Too long; didn't write.
sadistmonkey 19
Grammar naziing is stupid. Yes I can understand that people will be pissed off if they see a comment that is so off grammar-wise and spelling-wise that they can't understand. But people here nitpick on the one error that they see in an otherwise logically sound and otherwise grammatical sentence. It just goes to show that people care less about the content of what is being said (which in this case does happen to be pretty stupid) and more about how it's delivered, which is complete bullshit. If you're going to call him out on anything, call him out on how stupid it is to comment on how hot someone is on an FML comment board. I'm not saying abandon all grammatical conventions, I'm saying stop the idiocy.
DocBastard 40
Evil Monkey your right I usually don't pick on people for one error but its when there made repeatedly that's what get's on my nerves it bothers me and other people alot
ImFirinLazor 0
You're complaining about errors, and there are multiple in that sentence. Not paragraph. Sentence. 1No commas or periods. 2.horrible grammar.
DocBastard 40
Lazor, you don't know me very well, do you? You seem to be new here, so I'll cut you a break. That comment was for illustration purposes only. Get it now? The irony? Yes?
padlockd 9
You and I think alike, Doc. =)
missory_missouri 0
Doc, you're my favorite person!
starrysky4 0
12-says the lady with vampire fangs
usmcsniper16 0
doc = dumbass loser who corrects grammar on an internet website
chloec16 0
that's such a weird image hahaha
Quest_ 13
Your zit just wanted in on the fun!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
..And ended up getting killed in the process.
MisherzzSquisher 0
lmao!
Sesh54 7
R.I.P Mr.Zit you will be missed :'(
hnz 13
awesome
Juneyah1017 9
your lucky it wasn't basketball or else that ball would have smashed your whole face.
ladybuuggy 0
And that's the only thing the ball managed to do..? Pop a zit? It didn't bruise your nose or give you a bloody nose? Sounds..unlikely. Or just a one in a million chance of that happening.
deafeningsilence 8
I agree with 10. As a volleyball player, I've never seen a ball pop a zit. Maybe it gives a bruise or even a bloody nose.. but never pop a zit..
Norwegian_Wood 4
I'd say it's somewhat believable only because I've been hit in the face with almost everything from a basketball, softball, hockey puck, football, etc; the only time I ever got a bruise was a badminton racket. xD
bigphill1333 0
#39 We can tell you have been hit in the face with things... Alot
vannahlol 6
#41, that was completely uncalled for.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#41 Don't be a jerk.
ICabooseI 0
as mean as 41 was, I have yo admit it was a good one.
bigphill1333 0
Yea idk I was bored. I'm usually not that mean but yea lol
i_smell_failure 0
at least you don't have to deal with the nose zit...those hurt so bad
iliketurdles 7
YDI for being alive.