The best day of your life
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
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Chazzster 32
While I sympathize that you don’t feel as attractive as your sister, there will always be people who are smarter, better looking, and more successful than nearly everyone. Being resentful of your sister just spoils what should be a great day. You are starting a new phase in your life today - That’s makes it a good day and time you grew up and stopped comparing yourself to your sister.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Doesn’t matter. Still got married.
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Chazzster 32
While I sympathize that you don’t feel as attractive as your sister, there will always be people who are smarter, better looking, and more successful than nearly everyone. Being resentful of your sister just spoils what should be a great day. You are starting a new phase in your life today - That’s makes it a good day and time you grew up and stopped comparing yourself to your sister.
RichardPencil 32
Nothing to worry about -- she hasn't decided to steal your husband-to-be... ...yet. PS: Don't listen to "Jolene."
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Doesn’t matter. Still got married.