Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
iharethissomuxh
Canada
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
ProtoBird
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
haileyjunkin
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
hopeless
Canada
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Ouch
Charlotte, United States
Game, set, and match
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Name
United States
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
dickface
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Lewisburg, United States
Richard
Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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colton_colton 50
So you got the point and popped a zit. Two in one. its a win win
littleking94 14
So what did we learn today? If you have a fat zit that won't pop, just play ping-pong till you get hit in the face. Hope this lesson helps in your future zit popping endeavors :)
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Comments (58)
shartmydarts 8
Ur gross
SauceySarah 30
On the plus side, at least you didn't have to deal with popping it yourself.
Hildy93 21
And least you didn't have to do any work then
NozomiTojo 21
Where do I sign up for this new beauty treatment?
xoxoftennn 3
hahahaha that's funny!!!
Anchovy11 7
Wherever you play ping pong of course
Incognico 22
LOL forget clearasil go play Ping Pong.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Sometimes it takes balls to pop a zit...No? I'll show myself out.
Pikachurr13 11
...well that's one way to do it
xoxoftennn 3
to me it's a win win. you got a good laugh and you popped a horrible zit on your face and it's gone.
Beckettze 5
That sucks. Was it tentacle monster God zirra?
Sathane 21
Ping pong as a zit remedy? Awesome!!