Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
jbivens1992 17
Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
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Comments (47)
JaffaMC 13
You'd have to be pretty ballsy to go out in public like that. That really sucks, OP, maybe a doctor can help you
Csoi 28
time to invest in large band-aids.
Skycop_S 23
But it's a scar?
krazy789 28
so you expect OP to cover the scar with band-aids all their life?
jbivens1992 17
Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
mimiminx 23
I'm sure you're not a ******** really OP, even if you appear to be one
The_Avatar 22
I know that must suck op but i had a scar on my forehead that looked like harry potter...right when the movies were out. It faded almost completely now.
Tripartita 45
Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
UserError94 18
Haha "Harry!! Did you place your dick in goblet of fire?! You've been very naughty Harry" Sorry op, it was a gay porno.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Simply replace "wand" with "dick" in Harry Potter for the script.
bobsanction 18
Hairy Cocker and the Pissing like fire
SoulEaterSE 23
They already shot one
hardcorefan16 22
And it's on your face? That's sucks.
A_Don_101 14
Or swallows, depends how hardcore your are
homesuckfucker 28
Massaging the area with coconut oil every day can reduce scar pigmentation! Also, concealer is a thing if you're looking for a quick fix.
PingusTheDingus 31
Well, Dicks.
ssnow_fml 20
Just get a knife and make the scar look like something else.