Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at...

By FavreFan99 - 01/01/2010 17:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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By Proposal Fail - 01/01/2015 05:47 - United States - Holbrook

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

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Bussed 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:08

There are still options at that point...

ironwords 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:05

??? are you the product of incest?

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crabbyxboom 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:05

hhahaha. I laughed a little.

tessitada 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:09

You can't get her off without your penis? sad...

yankees1149 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:32

lol

Alien_WEIRDO 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:05

Haha, aw.. that is really sad.

teamwork 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:07

read some sex books

Bussed 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:08

There are still options at that point...

Dawkrida 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:12

hahah nice

KamilleBlack 3

Friday 1 January 2010 23:18

sucks. I guess it wasn't a happy New years after all xD

GanjAxZermA 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:24

maybe ur not that good..

harajukujunkie 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ironwords 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:05

??? are you the product of incest?

stoych 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 10:49

ha ha @ ironwords! i was actually reading as that too!

RachaelAnna92 3

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:00

Haha really? Wow you just amazed me with your stupidity!

RachaelAnna92 3

Wednesday 10 September 2014 23:01

hahahaha she sure sounds like it!

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 27 July 2015 16:37

See, people get mad at foreigners working in the drive-through but it's people like this that really butcher the English language... SMH

Roseballs 2

Friday 1 January 2010 23:36

why didn't you finger her

Cupcaken 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:47

celvis excercise! I have no idea if I spelled that right (I'm a dane), sorry? xD

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