Anonymous
I suck
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Sam
United States
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
nancypants1124
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
The Curse
Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
whoops
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fine, I'll wait
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
fmlprobot
United States
Benched
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
fuckmyassimcold
United States
Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML
Anonymous
Zwijndrecht, Netherlands
Drama!
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Top comments
Yudith 28
You should try soccer. You might still suck at it, but nobody would bat an eye if you faked an injury.
RichardPencil 32
Russell Wilson ought to try that.
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RichardPencil 32
Russell Wilson ought to try that.
Yudith 28
You should try soccer. You might still suck at it, but nobody would bat an eye if you faked an injury.