Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
Ariasmake_1 0
don't you know?! your suppose to get molested and like it!
blackbird31 0
Man, America sucks if you can lose your job for stuff like that. People shouldn't have the right to just fire you for the sake of it.
Tuesdays76 0
You can't generalize all of America cause of one dick head boss. That could happen anywhere if the boss is an ass hole.
KingKralj 31
Nah, only in America the laws favor the criminal and not the victim.
Krilleee 5
haha u should have kicked the dude between the legs , and your boss 2. FYL.
FYLDeep 26
That customer probably worked for the TSA and felt a sense of entitlement to do that shit whenever.
wise1 1
win
codenamel 1
You need to get legal advice!
kaynorr 9
show him whos boss and be like nigga please
0neiros 14
Even in Right to work/At Will states, in this case, it IS wrongful termination. The OP just won a company. Yup, lawyer shop FAST, and roll in the money.
Domonator 16
If i recall, employees are protected from sexual harassment by other employees, and customers. OP was sexually harrassed by the customer, then fired in retaliation for her correct response. This is a job for the EEOC.
RedPillSucks 33
For some reason I mentally pictured this being spoken by nerdy lawyer Clark Kent This looks like a job *rips shirt open to reveal costume with EEOC logo* for the EEOC
Prettyplease 0
Follow through with your complaint to the police! Any employer who does not support your legal right to a safe and harrassment free workplace needs to get a serious wake up call. That is certainly unfair dismissal!
Minky1996 0
You should get a lawsuit for wrongful termination.