Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
That's what you call blind love.
botanistjessica 24
This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.
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Comments (73)
Queen_bee1234 21
That's what you call blind love.
incoherentrmblr 22
Shower fail...
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
is this really such a big deal? you want to f your life for that? well... F your life.for being so sensitive
AnimeRules1125 24
That.. Was the best pun I've ever heard.
Riku714 25
Romantic..
Oxonian3 8
Why is this an FML? Sounds like fun
botanistjessica 24
This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.
SgtAssCheeks 21
An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind.
Rainhawk94 27
Gandhi would be proud
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
An eye for an eye makes the world see the same.... Pun intended for my dumbass profile pic
SmittyKick 18
That's up there in worst things to happen in the shower
ninjaCarebear 17
At least your eyes are clean now!
calvino15 7
Soap doesn't clean eyes...
Mshrodes 13
Especially saliva-infused soap.
calvino15 7
At least you didn't drop it...
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well hey, they're together and this isn't jail. I'd say it's a win-win situation.
Enslaved 38
Put that spit to good uses! ;)
SgtAssCheeks 21
mixed with just a bit of soap. This IS the best outcome.
AnimeRules1125 24
What the f*ck...?
worldclassrager 41
Love is blind but craziness always follows ~Unknown (to me)
sunnyray812 42
I totally see that being in a movie.
TheWildRover1 12
not the worst thing that's ever been in your eye though op ayy?? ayy?
worldclassrager 41
Oh my god are you serious?
jcross01 9
epic
AnimeRules1125 24
Seriously? That's nasty. Wtf man. Wtf