Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
SAgirl 23
It was probably the Boss's kid doing it for him
saltycookies 5
Just like 5 said sue
saltycookies 5
People, if she hit the guy she would be in legal hot water also. The perv wasn't assaulting her.
Tuesdays76 0
Could be catigorized as sexual assault. Also she could play the, "scared for her personal safety because she thought she was going to be raped" card. I think most people would take her side.
hovsep1an 0
Customer's allways right
shazza91 0
see in Australia that would be sexual discrimination, unlawful dismissal, sexual harassment, you would get a couple of million for your troubles and the guy taking the photos would go to jail for at least 5 years...
missjet 0
what a besy
Blue_Barbie 0
Aaah well there is a thing called a LAWYER!! That is unfair dismissal!!
jewfro311 0
YDI for calling the Police. You should have just reported her.
jewfro311 0
Sorry misread the FML. disregard this.
ryno2004 1
ydi for making a scene... try some flattery....
schmelia 10
Why are there so many YDIs for this? The OP has every right to a safe, harassment free workplace. Calling the cops was definitely the right thing to do - what the guy did was illegal. And sue the arse off your boss for unfair dismissal.