Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
mask724 7
after you win the lawsuit, go back & spit in your old bosses face! then have him fired if the lawyers don't do it first!
Heliol 8
Actually spitting in someone's face can be considered assault and she could get in major trouble for that.
cmath_fml 19
sue your boss for unfair dismissal ...
rarrar51 0
did you atleast charge or the pics?
monagro 22
You should've just slapped him and banned him from the store. Getting the police involved is much too strong of a reaction.
Tuesdays76 0
Too strong of a reaction? If the man isn't caught and civilly disciplined, he will just keep doing what he is doing and possibly worse. Many women may have been soared sexual abuse by her calling the police.
sleepereffect 0
time to file suit
j4ym4n 2
only in America... never happen in Australia!
sk3l370n 0
wear longer skirts then, grandma
drwnhl 2
sue em both!
invivoful 10
you know you're protected against that kind of thing by law right? you need to take action!
TCoop1515 0
your fault for wearing a skirt......jk