Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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peterubino 2
that made me lol. sorry...
hiflier1012 3
I'm a ginger and I'm also dating a ginger guy. This way he can't dump me for my hair :)
deesheelds 0
At least you have a soul :)
Calebfml3 1
I love gingers but a ginger dumped me I regret losing her but life moves on
ttlyfmlduh 6
I have an odd obsession of gingers. I'm not gonna lie
vincecap17 3
Gingers don't have soles
hannahliz95 1
I know your pain. I have red hair too and love it. You can say I don't have a soul, and that I'm a fire-crotch, and it doesn't bother me. Stay strong hun.
15bradley15 0
Sweetheart, you are beautiful. I love "gingers" if I knew you personally I would take you out on a nice date to show you a glimpse of what you should be treated like..this is the first time I've commented.your fml is just wrong your ex is a Deutsche
demongirl13 3
GINGER POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!
jaramia20 5
Silly Ginger ... You can't understand because Gingers have no soul ... If you did , you would understand why he couldn't take it anymore ... You did it yourself by being a Ginger in the first place ...