Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
melibear89 7
Your now ex boyfriend is a sissy. He obviously doesn't have the balls to tell his to shut the hell up and stand up for you.
goldfish78 11
Sorry, lame excuses of your bf
salsalover_12 5
if he didn't have the balls to stand up for you then he wasn't worth it to begin with
jimtastic 0
Who gets rid of a redhead,really?
Red_Eyed 3
hes a fuken idiot
baseball2012 0
what a dumbass both my girlfriend and i have red hair. So what. If he did that then he aint worth ur time
cufaoil 11
Irish redheads.... mmmmmmm :P~ just don't get on the wrong side of the temper
rhenbock 0
he is obviously a douche. I have red hair and there is nothing wrong with it. we arent the normal stereotype and people are jealous. you deserve so much better.
hoesel 0
I for one find redheads very attractive. Your ex Is a douche and doesn't deserve you. Keep your head high someone will love you for you.
supercrack11 1
Mmmmmmmmm gingers