Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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narf887 4
lol fire crotch
eminemchick 19
maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"
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Comments (364)
ALEXLASFLA 0
Ginger alert Ginger alert!!!!
abb31897 0
That's messed up! I'm ginger and my boyfriend here's is all the time, and he's still dating me! He just wasn't the guy girl!
dualyte 0
do all christian gingers write as incoherently as you?
lulzmylife 4
Your boyfriend did you a favor! Who would want to be with someone so shallow?
torn8292 0
Don't worry about it, cause there's a few guys out there who absolutely adore redheads, and yes I know the feeling since my fellow brothers in arms constantly give me shit about it as well.
SkyiiStarflower 0
i know that feeling. ><
miragliac 0
What a rude person!
shrdlu 28
Is all this just about hair color, or was anyone besides me thinking of Cockney rhyming slang? "Ginger" is short for "ginger beer" to rhyme with "queer".
dualyte 0
ranga!!!
markusse 0
Ydi for having no soul.
kasey706 0
That's happened to me before!! I lovee being a ginger though, everyone says I'm soulless:)